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You're really dumb, you know! You don't give dogs nearly enough credit!

[Euri switches to video, to show a bunch of puppies in a pet store. they are adorable and squeaky little things.]

Look at them, they're full of important emotions!

[A little bit later Sherlock will get another recording of more puppies playing.]

[And then maybe twenty minutes later more puppies!]

[Yeah she is just spamming him every half hour with puppies]

[and then finishing with dogs playing in Gefion park!]

[ nefarious bleeping! he's an anonymous. he figured he was spared from this. crawling towards his bracelet. ]

You place too much card upon these beasts. Where did you get all these videos?

I recorded them myself! From pet stores and stuff.

You're crazy if you don't like any of those.

You clearly have too much free time on your person.

- They serve no purpose and do not stimulate me.

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and occasionally i forget what century he's from

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While you have always struck me as observant, I felt it prudent to briefly mention that my services as an apothecary are now being outsourced to the Yakuzen Clinic, as I now own my own shop. I will inform you if I find anything of a curious nature amongst the mystically active herbs in the area. I imagine some might interest you.

I will be the first to acknowledge, Ms. Gray. That I would be interested in testing the effects of these herbs - if you have no objections. However, what you define as 'curious' may not be how I define it. Is there anything of note in particular?

For now, I haven't pinned too much down. I'm looking over the properties of one of the mushrooms they sell regularly and an herb called Affadil. The latter's supposed to help with curses, and I'm hoping to find some at least interesting properties in it.

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I'M PRETTY SURE THIS WAS A TEXT THREAD

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it was. She wanted to shout at him. Back to text!

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Tell me that you weren't in Thor this morning.

-- Or Freya or Hel.

[ still kind of half asleep. holmes has been quite a hermit. really. the lack of anonymity hasn't changed anything. ]

I'm in Sigyn district, old chap. Anything wrong?

[ what did mary do. ]

Thank God.

Slight kerfuffle involving a dragon dropping a chemical weapon on the city.

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You don't work very quickly, do you?

I have always been fond of the axiom that slow and steady wins the race. You may need to clarify.

[ for the record, he's high as fucking kite rn. this takes a couple of minutes to send because his fingers are jelly. ]

[ W o w are you really talking to him while you're high right now, Holmes? That is the rudest thing, pal. ]

You've just missed your Napoleon of Crime. How's that for clarification?

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Holmes.

What could you do to a bullet to make it able to penetrate a dragon's hide?

[ see, he has a really clever quip about Moran's facial hair and dragon's hide but he'll reserve for another day. ]

You see Watson, it would depend on the tenacity of the weapon and the person wielding it. What are we firing?

Long rage rifle; distance of about [ number ] metres.

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[A pause, and then:]

Oh! Oh, hello, um...this is Mr. Holmes, isn't it? The one I was talking to before about, erm, my views on God and all.

[ oh yes, he remembers you. ]

The one with machinations for eyes?

Yes, that's me! Though they are not as much machinations as they are clocks, sir.

I was just wondering if I could ask you a few questions? Our last conversation made me think a litte, and I wanted to clarify some things.

Don' know why I'm calling you. Don'

know

why

I

even bother.

[There's a laugh at that. A not very sober laugh that continues for a little bit too long. Apparently Watson finds this hilarious.]

You're not even here, Holmes. You're not even here! But the bracelet ... you should be. Here. Like brothers. [Pause and the clink of ice on glass.] Liiiiiike brothers. In arms. [This is so unbelievably funny, Watson has to stop and laugh at it again.] How can we be brothers in arms if you're not even here?

[Then abruptly serious.]

You shouldn't, you know. Not be here. You shouldn't not be here. You should be here. Logical. Brothers ...

Eyyyyyyes right, my jolly field boys,
Who British bayonets bearrrrr,
To teach your foes to yield boys,
When British steel they daaaare!

[And now he's singing.]

Now fill the glass, for the toast of toasts
Shall be drunk with the cheer of cheers,
Hurrah, hurrah, hurrah, hurrah!
For the British bayoneteers--

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text; after Jim disappears and I'm not sorry because this CR forever.

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