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SHERLOCK HOLMES. ([personal profile] deductions) wrote2012-08-28 02:32 pm

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occulthymns: (one starry night I was walking)

[Audio, then Video]

[personal profile] occulthymns 2012-08-28 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
You're really dumb, you know! You don't give dogs nearly enough credit!

[Euri switches to video, to show a bunch of puppies in a pet store. they are adorable and squeaky little things.]

Look at them, they're full of important emotions!
occulthymns: (I slowly floated away)

[personal profile] occulthymns 2012-08-28 07:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[A little bit later Sherlock will get another recording of more puppies playing.]
occulthymns: (take the breath from my throat)

[personal profile] occulthymns 2012-08-28 07:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[And then maybe twenty minutes later more puppies!]
occulthymns: (take the cherished people that I hold)

[personal profile] occulthymns 2012-08-28 07:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[Yeah she is just spamming him every half hour with puppies]
occulthymns: (we're gallant)

[personal profile] occulthymns 2012-08-28 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[and then finishing with dogs playing in Gefion park!]
occulthymns: colour by <user name="bitemark"> (this place is so lovely)

[personal profile] occulthymns 2012-08-30 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
I recorded them myself! From pet stores and stuff.

You're crazy if you don't like any of those.
occulthymns: (the nightfall was chilly)

[personal profile] occulthymns 2012-08-30 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
They aren't supposed to stimulate you! Don't be so perverted, they're only puppies!
Edited 2012-08-30 04:44 (UTC)
occulthymns: (I'm feeling alone)

[personal profile] occulthymns 2012-08-30 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
... Oh.

Of course. But it's not supposed to be, that's why it's called a perversion. That should be obvious.
occulthymns: (I shall never grow up)

[personal profile] occulthymns 2012-08-30 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
As if I believe that.
occulthymns: (your tricks and trade)

this convo is amazing

[personal profile] occulthymns 2012-08-30 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
Because they're cute! Not stimulating like you claim they should be!
occulthymns: colour by <user name="bitemark"> (ARGLEBLARGLE)

[personal profile] occulthymns 2012-08-30 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
Exactly!
occulthymns: (in this wicked world I risk)

[personal profile] occulthymns 2012-08-31 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
It should.
occulthymns: (wearing my sun feet)

[personal profile] occulthymns 2012-08-31 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
Cute things are great. If you're stressed out or unhappy all you need to do is look at something cute and you start feeling better right away.
occulthymns: (I'm feeling alone)

[personal profile] occulthymns 2012-08-31 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
It isn't artificial or momentary. It's the opposite!
occulthymns: colour by <user name="bitemark"> (ARGLEBLARGLE)

[personal profile] occulthymns 2012-08-31 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
There are plenty of merits! You're crazy!

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