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deductions: (〈 observing 〉» brb watching you)

[personal profile] deductions 2012-10-12 02:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[ if holmes were a modern man, he would have muttered something along the lines of 'NOW WHO IS A DUMBASS'. but he is not a modern man, so he mutters something along the lines of 'and you say I fall short, Moran?'. ]

I'll admit it's not my best disguise.

No idea what you're talking about.
tigers: (A right bastard I'll be bound.)

[personal profile] tigers 2012-10-12 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Excuse you, Holmes. Were it not for his overuse of the word 'chum', he would be the greatest anon of them all. ]

I can think of no worse disguise.

Oh, then I'm certain I'll have no idea what you're talking about when you get a bullet through your arm.
deductions: (〈 shock 〉» omfg!)

[personal profile] deductions 2012-10-14 02:57 pm (UTC)(link)
And I can think of no worse person, again Moran - your point?

Moran, are you threatening me?
tigers: (Still. Game is game.)

[personal profile] tigers 2012-10-16 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
And here I thought you were meant to be a master of deductions. Can you not figure either of those out for yourself? [ Sebastian, do you even know what a deduction is anymore... ]
deductions: (〈 avoiding 〉» yes... well...)

[personal profile] deductions 2012-10-16 03:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you filter all I say as nonsense? I had presumed you knew my methods by now. Apply them.
tigers: (I am a sportsman. Not a keeper.)

[personal profile] tigers 2012-10-18 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
All right.

I deduce that you were completely oblivious to Moriarty's presence in the city and you're attempting to cover up the fact that you're not nearly as clever as you think you are by having me deduce this.

Oh, and given the darts, you're still irrefutably infatuated with me. That should cover it nicely, shouldn't it?
deductions: (〈 judging 〉» you are invaluable.)

[personal profile] deductions 2012-10-19 08:54 am (UTC)(link)
Or perhaps I am more clever and used that as a clever ruse.

We all know it is you who is infatuated.
tigers: (We've been stung.)

[personal profile] tigers 2012-10-19 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Or perhaps you're not as clever as you like to think you are. Most fellows aren't.

I don't think you know the meaning of the word 'infatuated', Holmes.
deductions: (〈 manic 〉» moriarty near by)

[personal profile] deductions 2012-10-20 04:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you using yourself as an example, Moran?

It's alright. Many have been wooed with my brilliance.
tigers: (Still. Game is game.)

[personal profile] tigers 2012-10-20 10:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm far more of an exception than you.

Ah! Another word you don't know the meaning of. Dear me, Holmes. Perhaps some kind soul will gift you with a dictionary.
deductions: (〈 sleepy 〉» fuck my life)

[personal profile] deductions 2012-10-21 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
Perhaps some god will gift you with silence.
tigers: (It doesn't take much to make me happy.)

[personal profile] tigers 2012-10-22 07:04 am (UTC)(link)
Certainly not. They would never break your heart like that.
deductions: (〈 manic 〉» moriarty near by)

[personal profile] deductions 2012-10-22 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
I believe you originally came to me with a point Moran. Your courtship technique is thoroughly inefficient.
tigers: (Tell me something I don't know.)

[personal profile] tigers 2012-10-23 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sorry to leave you disappointed, old chap, but this is hardly a courtship technique. Don't flatter yourself.

As for my original point, I've made it at least five times by this point. You simply haven't been listening.
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